Are we in a gay sports bar?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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