Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm sobbing to NWA
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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