But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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