i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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