Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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