My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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