Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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