When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
