We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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