what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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