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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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