How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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