Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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