My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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