Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
