New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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