I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
