Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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