did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
We don't watch enough power rangers
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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