Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i dont even know how to be here
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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