ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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