I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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