We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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