If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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