In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
