No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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