Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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