butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
did you just send me my own nude
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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