Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
