just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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