my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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