One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's never too late to be topless.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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