i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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