...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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