I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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