as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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