their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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