I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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