at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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