i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Who did Billy Mays play for?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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