it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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