I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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