you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
