Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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