...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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