do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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