nut hugger
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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