You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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