Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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