yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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