Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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