very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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