I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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