Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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