god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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