Why are handjobs necessary in class?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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