i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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